No Fighting in the War Room

This was another one wroten by Merlin, who always manages to point out I've drawn his comics terribly wrong, so I apologize in advance to him for however I've screwed this one up.
REGARDLESS, Advance Wars has never really had the right sort of tone for a game about tactical warfare: the commanding officers would giggle and cavort and talk about motorcycles or whatever, and then you would play the map and mow down hundreds of (adorable) little pink soldiers. I guess Days of Ruin was meant to change that but I never played that one so IT DOES NOT EXIST IN THE CANON OF AWKWARD ZOMBIE, GOODNIGHT.

Pardon the non-euclidian buildings and vehicles thar.

Mobile Suit Halberd

CAN YOUUUU COUNT THE UNNECESSARY PANELS?!
The stages in Brawl can be fairly abusive, and I've on more than one occasion seen a Smash Ball get manhandled by the stray Ultimate Chimera. I get very nervous when these things happen.
Man I really like the joke here but I kinda seriously fumbled the delivery. DERP

Lagomorph

As much as I love Space Pirates – which is a lot – I am not usually enthused about drawing them. To tell the truth, I usually just forget what they're supposed to look like. There is almost no reference material out there on the Innernets to go on and all my in-game memories of what they look like is clouded by the terror-driven frenzy of «OH GOD SOMETHING IN THIS ROOM IS MOVING I MUST SHOOT IT». Recognizing them in the Prime series became a matter of simple shape identification, and I think something is fundamentally wrong when I am driven to associate an alien death squad with a pack of bunnies.
In an unrelated story, it's also really hard to anthropomorphize them Pirates. They're all shrieky and hunched and alien and then you read their datalogs and they sound like they were written by a species with, I don't know, opposable thumbs. I dread the day I make myself draw a member of the Spoken Of Only In Whispers Science Team, and it's going to be a lobster-clawed mutant in a lab coat and glasses.

The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 1)

BY SICKENINGLY POPULAR DEMAND SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
OH DAISIES WHAT KIND OF SHENANIGANS ARE COMING UP NEXT HOW SHOULD I KNOW!!
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I HOPE IT'S MORE SLAPSTICK

The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 2)

IT'S NOT
WE'RE NOT DONE YET YOU GUYS

The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 3)

OOOOOOOOOOGHH
THIS WILL BE OVER SOON.
Multi-part comics make me uneasy because if you don't like it it's not over the next week. I generally try to space out content but I guess if you don't like SMASH BROS SMASH BROS SMASH BROS it really sucks to be reading this comic right now!
But then you could always just read (NSFW) HEY LOOK AN EEGRA STRIP THAT I DID FOR EEGRA.
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The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 4)

IT'S LIKE I'M DRIVING THE WORLD'S SLOWEST TRAIN WRECK EVER.
I SWEAR THIS STUFF WAS FUNNY WHILE I WAS WRITING IT.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH

The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 5)

Hey I'm back now I can OH WAIT STILL DOING A TERRIBLE STORY ARC WHOPES I FORGOT. OH GO READ SOMETHING FUNNY.
Amazingly, everyone in Melee has handwriting just like mine and none of them know how to write a signature either. Weird! Hopefully Mewtwo looks less like an apron this time.

The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 6)

IT'S OVERRR
Yeah meh I wasn't diggin' that. The problem with doing a multi-part comic when you update as scarcely as I do is that it takes more than a month to pump out five comics, so once I get tired of it I still have to deal for four weeks and I don't really like the sound of that anymore! And I am not so good with making things worth the wait! But I guess it was an experiment.
An experiment with dire consequences.
ANYWAY WOOTABEGA BEEN DOING TOO MANY COMICS OH GOODNESS.
YOUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED HILARITY: NEXT WEEK

The Root of the Problem

OH THE MEMORIES.
Let us just say that I have not never wiped a Zul'Aman group at Akil'Zon.