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Spice of Strife (Часть 2)

I don't know, I think I just entirely broke the continuity on this one. Interpret these three however you want I guess!

Jeez, you can practically smell a «nyoro-n» wafting out of Link's face there. I need to get off the Internet.

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Creative Expression

I'm sure it's a common habit among arteests but it's still really weird. The fact that I doodle the most retarded crap ever doesn't help.
DO YOU LIKE MY DORKY NEW HAIRCUT I SURE DO

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Dequestrian

What? I'm sorry, you want topical comics about videogames? I am afraid you are at the wrong website.
I played Shadow of the Colossus last week and it was pretty cool! Here's a comic about it! It had some very pretty terrain and landscape composition, even if the unsteerable horse refused to traverse some of it without smashing its face into walls and stopping completely for a hundred millennia. The fact that the camera decided most of the time that it would rather be cinematic than functional did not help. Luckily, you can call the horse to your side at any time from anywhere on the map – even from right on the other side of most horse-
obstructors.
I don't remember the last time I tried to draw a horse. I may have repressed the memory.

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Bolero of Ire

An idea emailed to me by Angelica Antezanalliteration, who ponders the question of how long Sheik could survive in a volcano without a red shirt. I sure don't know!!

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Remedial

MGS3 is definitely one of my favorite games ever, even if the CURE menu got annoying. I'm pretty glad they outright tell you in its tooltip that the cigar is supposed to be used for removing leeches, because otherwise I would have probably tried it on every ailment in the game.

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Rescue (DO-OVER)

Another attempt at an idea I really liked that ended up falling on its stupid face the last time I tried it. MAYBE THIS TIME AROUND IT'S FUNNY I DON'T KNOW. It was just gnawing on my brain and I had to try to salvage it so here you go.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
RESCUING OTHER CHARACTERS
HORSES ARE FAT.

Prince Innes is probably my favorite character in Fire Emblem: the Sacred Stones, and it may be because he both looks and acts exactly like how I draw Marth. I'm sure that, despite the previous sentence, I will get ten emails tomorrow morning asking me why Marth has gray hair in this comic.

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Tag

Well…they look like toys. They're also guaranteed to stop any fight and turn it into a horrifying game of back-and-forth.

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My Continued Vendetta Against Puppies

Come to think of it, I don't think there were any of the 101 Dalmatians in Atlantica. Hmm.

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In Tow

Done wrote by Varn again. OH WARCRAFT.

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