AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0091 - 0100 (D)
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0091
No Fighting in the War Room
This was another one wroten by Merlin, who always manages to point out I've drawn his comics terribly wrong, so I apologize in advance to him for however I've screwed this one up.
REGARDLESS, Advance Wars has never really had the right sort of tone for a game about tactical warfare: the commanding officers would giggle and cavort and talk about motorcycles or whatever, and then you would play the map and mow down hundreds of (adorable) little pink soldiers. I guess Days of Ruin was meant to change that but I never played that one so IT DOES NOT EXIST IN THE CANON OF AWKWARD ZOMBIE, GOODNIGHT.
Pardon the non-euclidian buildings and vehicles thar.
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0092
Mobile Suit Halberd
CAN YOUUUU COUNT THE UNNECESSARY PANELS?!
The stages in Brawl can be fairly abusive, and I've on more than one occasion seen a Smash Ball get manhandled by the stray Ultimate Chimera. I get very nervous when these things happen.
Man I really like the joke here but I kinda seriously fumbled the delivery. DERP
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0093
Lagomorph
As much as I love Space Pirates – which is a lot – I am not usually enthused about drawing them. To tell the truth, I usually just forget what they're supposed to look like. There is almost no reference material out there on the Innernets to go on and all my in-game memories of what they look like is clouded by the terror-driven frenzy of «OH GOD SOMETHING IN THIS ROOM IS MOVING I MUST SHOOT IT». Recognizing them in the Prime series became a matter of simple shape identification, and I think something is fundamentally wrong when I am driven to associate an alien death squad with a pack of bunnies.
In an unrelated story, it's also really hard to anthropomorphize them Pirates. They're all shrieky and hunched and alien and then you read their datalogs and they sound like they were written by a species with, I don't know, opposable thumbs. I dread the day I make myself draw a member of the Spoken Of Only In Whispers Science Team, and it's going to be a lobster-clawed mutant in a lab coat and glasses.
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0094
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0095
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0096
The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 3)
OOOOOOOOOOGHH
THIS WILL BE OVER SOON.
Multi-part comics make me uneasy because if you don't like it it's not over the next week. I generally try to space out content but I guess if you don't like SMASH BROS SMASH BROS SMASH BROS it really sucks to be reading this comic right now!
But then you could always just read (NSFW) HEY LOOK AN EEGRA STRIP THAT I DID FOR EEGRA.
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AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0097
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0098
The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 5)
Hey I'm back now I can OH WAIT STILL DOING A TERRIBLE STORY ARC WHOPES I FORGOT. OH GO READ SOMETHING FUNNY.
Amazingly, everyone in Melee has handwriting just like mine and none of them know how to write a signature either. Weird! Hopefully Mewtwo looks less like an apron this time.
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0099
The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 6)
IT'S OVERRR
Yeah meh I wasn't diggin' that. The problem with doing a multi-part comic when you update as scarcely as I do is that it takes more than a month to pump out five comics, so once I get tired of it I still have to deal for four weeks and I don't really like the sound of that anymore! And I am not so good with making things worth the wait! But I guess it was an experiment.
An experiment with dire consequences.
ANYWAY WOOTABEGA BEEN DOING TOO MANY COMICS OH GOODNESS.
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