Freefall 3911 - 3920 (D)
Freefall 3911
Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
[!0.987]2023-05-29
You're going to see some humans
on this station. I know it's your first time. Play it cool. We don't want to attract attention.
on this station. I know it's your first time. Play it cool. We don't want to attract attention.
Understood.
Hello, Humans!
I love you all!
I love you all!
It was tough, but I was
able to contain myself.
able to contain myself.
Freefall 3912
Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
[!0.987]2023-05-31
Hello, Human! I love you!
I will do anything for you!
I will do anything for you!
When we get to the meeting,
I need you to tone it down and
let me do most of the talking.
I need you to tone it down and
let me do most of the talking.
We're in for some tough negotiations with
the humans and saying “I love you and will
do anything for you!” is likely to undermine
our position.
the humans and saying “I love you and will
do anything for you!” is likely to undermine
our position.
Freefall 3913
Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
[!0.987]2023-06-02
The station manager and the union each have their own agenda for robots. Until they agree, you and your friends won't
be allowed to work.
be allowed to work.
Your job is to play the naive six year old and get each side to explain their case as they try to sway you with their arguments.
And in doing that, we will be doing something that is very dangerous to any entrenched mental position. Getting each side to actually listen to their opponent.
Freefall 3914
Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
[!0.987]2023-06-05
Niomi! This is Rover17.
He's from the bomb factory
and here to help on the station.
He's from the bomb factory
and here to help on the station.
Hi! I love…
I am pleased
to meet you.
I am pleased
to meet you.
Hello.
Thanks for getting
the snacks.
the snacks.
Snacks?
Food we provide to set the tone for our negotiations. One of the things you'll learn about humans. It doesn't matter if the person
is a pauper or a billionaire, they're both happy when they get a free donut.
is a pauper or a billionaire, they're both happy when they get a free donut.
Freefall 3915
Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
[!0.987]2023-06-07
This is my first entry into
a private human living space. Are there any special rituals I should perform?
a private human living space. Are there any special rituals I should perform?
Sam, before you say anything to corrupt this robot's mind, remember that I am listening and I am bigger than you.
No. No special rituals. Especially no special rituals that involve the pummeling of a sqid.
Though if you travel with Sam
long enough, I'm sure you'll see that special ritual performed. Depending on negotiations, you may even see
it tonight.
long enough, I'm sure you'll see that special ritual performed. Depending on negotiations, you may even see
it tonight.