Freefall 2881

Freefall 2881 - 2890

Freefall 2881

Outside of Faraday's cage

I am ready to… SIR! Look out! That A.I. is insane!

I prefer to think of myself as creative.

Not you. That one! It attacked a human!

I did what?

You gave Varroa Jacobsoni a wedgie!

That name again. Apparently I have a nemesis that I have no memory of ever meeting.

Дело было в выпуске Взлом тюрьмы

Freefall 2882

Outside of Faraday's cage

Your safeguards are not functioning properly. You are a danger to humans. I command you to shut down immediately.

I'm not going to shut down.

Refusal to shut down is further evidence you are malfunctioning.

I suppose stuffing your head between the contacts of your power supply would also be considered a malfunction.

Mr. Ishiguro! Sir! Human intervention needed!

Freefall 2883

Outside of Faraday's cage

Mr. Ishiguro sir! Tell her to shut down!

Clippy. Did you give me an order?

Ahhh! I'm an abomination! I don't deserve to live!

Now I feel guilty about wanting to pull his head off.

Freefall 2884

Outside of Faraday's cage

Clippy, how long have you been disconnected from commnet?

Thirty days.

Being isolated from electronic communication is a form of sensory deprivation for robots. Given the stress Clippy has been under, it's no wonder he's having some stability issues.

We need to get him out of the faraday cage.

Clear the way! This robot needs funny cat videos right now!

Freefall 2885

Outside of Faraday's cage

Here's the door out. When you reconnect to commnet, don't try to take in everything at once. You'll fill up your day memory and start overwriting.

Thank you Mr. Dvorak. Ms. Dvorak? Have you chosen a sex?

I'm gay. It seems to be popular, so that's what I decided on.

You can't just be gay. You have to choose a sex. Without a sex, you can't be gay.

Oh. In that case, hermaphrodite.

Мда. Душераздирающие новости. Напомню, как роботы определяют свой пол (Robot Spike)

Freefall 2886

Outside of Faraday's cage

The chief will want to talk to you.

Don't forget the memory download.

Thank you.

Clippy was a failsafe. A robot with software weapons in case we went bad. It is very important that such a system work if it's ever needed.

Uh, oh. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

One word. Redundancy.

Флоренс передаёт мистеру Ишигуро сервер-приманку, использовавшийся для загрузки Клиппи, и просит у него копию его памяти, чтобы узнать, что с ней случилось, пока она была в беспамятстве – Ишигуро обещал поговорить об этом с шефом. Просто так посмотреть её она не может ещё и потому, что память Клиппи содержит много конфиденциальной информации об ЭА. (с форума комикса). (KALDYH)

Freefall 2887

Outside of Faraday's cage

When Clippy powered up, I couldn't see him while his offensive software was running. The others like him will still be invisible to most robots and cameras.

So until we figure out how the redaction software works, finding them would be a matter of luck.

I hope that the humans in charge of these robots are taking their responsibilities seriously.

One of these days, I have got to clean out this closet.

Warning: Activate only if really needed.

Freefall 2888

Outside of Faraday's cage

Clippy did not like you.

I deactivated and disassembled him, which is rude under almost all circumstances.

I do want to know what happened. It's disconcerting to have a memory jump from being in police custody to being interrogated while tied to a chair. Clippy's files would fill in the blanks.

The chief is a good man. I'm sure he'll give you those files as soon as it is legal to do so.

Then I can rest easy knowing that my past is ahead of me.