Bold of me to predict that dinosaur comics would still be running in the year 68300263, for several reasons

Also the bullets are poisoned

The assist trophy of waluigi is a life model decoy, a robot built to perform to within 99% of baseline waluigi norms for just such a situation

The secret to utopia has been achieved!! don't tell anyone who sucks though, THEYRE not invited

Im relatively certain life has always been this way and, AS YOU KNOW, it is MEGA ILLEGAL to suggest otherwise??

Anyway im SURE this isnt part of some weird alien experiment so we should ALL stop worrying about it. end communication

WEIRRRD. if only it were possible to assign blame, but alas, it is definitely not

Birds: pretty? someone distantly related to birds says: yes!

All thats left is for me to spend my entire life studying ways to win this argument, and then, on my deathbed, deliver unto you a new brand of atomic-tier ownage hitherto unseen on this planet

My all-time favourite is «reverse funnel system» because WHAT DOES A FUNNEL LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN, THEREBY REVERSING IT?? ITS A PYRAMID, HOW IS NOBODY SEEING THIS