Okay this one is based on a true story, the guy was sitting behind me on public transit, and i never saw his face. i was afraid to look, like it would Change me

Harder, faster, better, stronger: however you want my voice to sound JUST LET ME KNOW, I'LL DO IT

Utahraptor out there making reading cool like it wasn't even a thing

It was the best pie and all future pies will be but a pale echo of it, the merest hint of association making them forever worse by comparison, the knowledge of how great a pie could be making how merely good this pie is feel like a personal insult that lingers

He's RELATABLE and he ALWAYS SINGS

Mods??

Except the day will come when your kids put you in an Old Z'Xtolth's Home and you're like, dang, owned again

Thank u ghost sun for saving us all in 10^100 years, that is right good of you. i mean spooky. it's right spooky of you.

The world itself is more filled with axe murderers, who ONLY hang out in cabins in the woods and LOVE ironic punishment for perceived moral transgressions

MMMMM I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THINGS LIKE THAT BUT I'M THE DEVIL SO BREAKING RULES IS WELL ESTABLISHED TO BE WITHIN MY WHEELHOUSE