I tried to find a name that wasn't taken but it was really hard, so all i can say is, if your name is «justin manitou»… WATCH OUT

AND YET / I CANNOT BE BLAMED

In another timeline though: BOY HOWDY does it have a moral! And you better believe it is as inescapable as it is memorable!!

And also this animated gif where a cat leaps on and knocks over a baby. THE FUTURE NEEDS TO KNOW

SOCIAL MEDIA DISCUSSION SIMULATOR HAS THE FOLLOWING NEW MANDATORY FEATURE: SWATTING

You know you've got someone REALLY mad when they repeat themselves in french, this is an objective truth of the universe

AND NO, UTAHRAPTOR, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT BE RETRACTING ANY OF MY METAPHORS

Let my last word as an elderly senior citizen on my deathbed be this: byeeeee

When it comes to my raps they'll be what you're appraising / favourably, that's what my crystal's gazing / my rhyming dictionary also suggested «braising»

Berahfusah is hereby defined to be the surprisingly-simple act of trying to do or say something that hasn't been done or said before, as in «why don't you go take a long berahfusah off a short pier»