Anyway t-rex was recently awarded third place in a VERY competitive online game and he just wanted to let you know

The grand result would be the kid saying «oh, this is new to me and i guess a little weird?» and then pausing and saying «and it does make the insanity of your alternative explanation for how the water cycle works suddenly understandable».

Many have died trying to climb big confession mountain, their corpses litter the peak, and the whole thing has become way too commercial lately

*on the toilet* NICE TRY, FOOD IN MY ENVIRONS, BUT ALL YOU HAVE GIVEN ME IS A CHANCE TO CHECK MY EMAIL IN PRIVATE

It was a pizza and it was gobbled with gusto

I AM MARKING DOWN 8-11 AS PHYSICAL EXERCISE AND ENVIRONMENTAL REMODELLING, AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION: YES, IT'S IN ALL CAPS

Utahraptor and dromiceiomimus were like, nah, t-rex clearly has his own thing going on today, i'll just stay out of it

Don't get me STARTED on those dreary midnights, i tell you what

HE WILL THEREFORE BE AMONG THE LAST TO BE CULLED

Even if you're a senior citizen on their phone in a waiting room ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A SENIOR CITIZEN ON THEIR PHONE IN A WAITING ROOM