KALE TRUSTED BANANA AND THIS IS HOW BANANA TREATS KALE?? no wonder they go together so poorly in this dish, which is what i can only assume at one point was supposed to be a salad

I remind the reader constantly that many in this story are SECRETLY robot invaders, and then they think «Wow, I wonder if that will pay off soon». It does not.

And then PRACTICE HARDER

The only alternative is that the world is an unscripted sequence of events with no coherent or discernible narrative arc and may I just say: THANKS BUT NO THANKS??

I invite you to join me; we meet on Wednesdays

ATTENTION TEENS! LISTEN TO SENIOR CITIZENS, THEY HAVE grown up in a world without internet and therefore have very little context for the day-to-day reality of being a teen which has changed significantly over the past decade given your now global reach online but they are more than eager to give what they think is ALSO REALLY GOOD ADVICE

Later, after even more research: oh wait nevermind hah hah this is pretty cool

It's like people having pejorative stereotypes about skeletons. BAD NEWS, BOYOS: y'all gonna be a skeleton one day. you should talk about how great skeletons are instead of making jokes about how they all use their ribs as xylophones, which only a small percentage do, and that's their choice which we should respect

It could be YOU. probably not though, because who is refueling or recharging that self-driving car? it wouldn't work, unless the car knew to pull into automated full-serve stations that used contactless payments (a technology which already exists) to transfer funds, in which case, yes, a self-driving car could drive around a dead body almost indefinitely, and even be used to HIDE a recently murdered body by putting it in a self-driving car and sending it off to drive around the country for years. well bye

NOW THE FUTURE SUCKS AND EVERYONE'S POOPING LIKE A REGULAR PERSON SO WHAT EVEN WAS THE *POINT* OF 15,000 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION