In a good way! IN A GOOD WAY

The whole world is wholesome now. sorry but that's just how it is, you have to have a really wholesome year

Friends, in the face of «make way for my munchies», is it finally time for us to concede that some sentences are Not Good

Turns out the «axel jump» is not named after axles (i.e., an axis around which something rotates, WHICH I ALWAYS ASSUMED) but actually after a guy named «axel paulsen» who invented the jump in the 1800s! i know this sounds like the most baloney information you've ever gleaned from a talking dinosaur webcomic but it's TRUE

Eagle eyed readers may have noticed that there's more than six types of stories included here. That's because there's another type of story: all previous ones but with « - featuring an unreliable narrator» added to the end. And yes, sadly this does include the unauthorized porn parodies.

I have actually read zero steinbeck so on the off chance we sound familiar i assure you that's because famed writer guy steinbeck sounds like ME

*falls to knees* it has been yuuuuucccccccked

Is that… is that not how all hugs are supposed to feel

Be the best you you can be, and by that we obviously mean be the best bend i. steele you can be

We'd all sign up for something like orkut or myspace or friendster or formspring or friendfeed or google buzz or piczo or sixdegrees or «windows live spaces» which wikipedia assures me was a thing, or -