Later: sorry for what i did in the bathroom, society

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Plus rotational speed! don't forget about Earth's rotational speed! and, if I may be so bold: whooooooooosh

It is with the utmost regret that we inform you: some dreams be horny

IN THE RACES OF MARIO'S KART I FIND THE TRUE ENEMY IS THE RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR RESPONSIBLE FOR MY RELENTLESS PAUCITY OF RED TURTLE'S SHELLS

And yet… i didn't say stop

That last sentence was the most true thing t-rex had said all week, and it's only wednesday. the end.

I tried to write this comic «me in 2005 style». I think I succeeded?? Curses

If you're wondering if utahraptor unconsciously slips into a british accent for «dad caught me smoking a cig», the answer: yes

Carrots? WITH 0.5 CUBIC CENTIMETERS OF LOW-FAT DIP ON EACH?? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO