According to wikipedia, a malthusian collapse is a «forced return to subsistence level conditions once population growth has outpaced agricultural production». hah! good luck reading WIKIPEDIA if one happens, nerds!!

I dream of it each night, and when i wake, i weep for what might have been in that poor, hypothetical mortal universe. also there's no parachutes which makes it even more awesome. obviously there's no parachutes

I mean, to be fair, shakespeare said a lot of things

TO ABSENT FRIENDS, AND THE MEALS THEY PREPURCHASED FOR US

His whole thing was NOT travelling faster than light, how can you — you know what? nevermind. NEVER YOU EVER MIND.

ANYWAY THE ANSWER WAS
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Utahraptor has known t-rex long enough to not even question when he says «I had to open my mouth for that?» out of nowhere. THERE'S PROBABLY A LONG, BONKERS STORY

FRANKLY FIRING ANYTHING OUT OF ANYTHING SOUNDS LIKE A PERK TO ME

THE WORLD WHERE THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT, BUT AT LEAST HE HAS TIME TO READ BOOKS, BUT THEN HE BREAKS HIS GLASSES: «ah, yes, audiobooks will do nicely, and failing that I can easily teach myself the braille alphabet, excellent»

PAST ME SETS THEM UP, PRESENT ME KNOCKS THEM DOWN, FUTURE ME WONDERS IF IT WAS ALL WORTH IT WHILE TOOTING IN SHOCK