PARENTS: i know this must be a new experience for you, but i am a stranger with some unsolicited child-rearing opinions

Thanks moms!!

Don't act like you're not doing a password recovery on your myspace account as we speak just so you can post about it, and especially don't act like you're seeing if you can single-handedly bring back friendster and orkut just to holler about my fic

YOU'RE WRITING A 200,000 WORD+ FANTASY EPIC AND COULDN'T FIND ROOM FOR EVEN ONE IN-DEPTH EXPLORATION OF ENT REPRODUCTIVE MORPHOLOGY? COME ON. COME THE FRIG ON.

Save time by just saying «you know i can't put a pin in that, it checks and mates what it checks and mates»

A cake left over from one of Batman's previous adventures, or the Riddler's own cake? My answer: they each had their own giant cake and the Riddler was, eventually, punched into both

Variety is the spice of life, but it's not the objectively best spice, which has also been discovered and, through its discovery, ruined

The fifty moves rule is for COWARDS who don't have the CONFIDENCE to look ahead and see something AMAZING will happen in 496 moves

Ryan this comic makes a LOT of assumptions about dinosaur diaper habits that i'm not 100% certain are supported by the available research

THEY'RE PRETTY IMPORTANT TO ME IS THE THING