I wrote this comic for you to send to your friends *ZZZT* for ME to send to some of my friends *ZZZT* all of my friends *ZZZT* to send to all of my friends if they texted me more often *DING*

You've never feared that frosty would become generalized? huh. different strokes, i guess??

In the one real universe, a mega star wars fan realizes he could get even MORE movies by running a fake universe in which more star wars sequels were produced. he begins running our universe, and the three prequels come out. he sighs and files a bug report

Herc's lack of a kryptonian bioelectric field probably explains why his famous «12 labours» include «cleaning stables really quickly», «stealing some apples», and «finding a dog».

The real challenge of writing is to create a sad vampire story that satisfactorily addresses the reader's complaints of «how can he be so sad when he's LITERALLY A VAMPIRE»

Sorry millennials, your parents are immortal now, and they're all wondering why you don't just go out and get a job like they did when they were your age

Oh wow a comic in which ryan argues the technology that gave us the word «bonertastic» is really important, WHAT A SURPRISE

I like the idea of living under a rock as meaning that you haven't kept up with current events. like, you're pushing yourself under a rock and using it as a house, maybe we can cut you a little slack??

If civilization collapsed we'd all just run around eating each other and getting our bodies stuck in riverbeds where they'd eventually become fossils. ridiculous! RIDICULOUS.

Listen pops, maybe you set your firewall to allow all outgoing requests back in your day, but it's a new world. a TEEN'S world!!