If you're here because there were only six wonders mentioned in the comic and you want a sick diss on the Temple of Artemis, then here you go: the Temple of FARTemis. Thank you for reading my comic today.

Convincing his friend that his other friend not only peed in the pool but pooped in it too, but his mom took it out when nobody was looking so you can't see it but it totally happened and he saw it at the bottom before she took it out

THE THEME FOR 2016 IS WHAT T-REX SAYS IN THE LAST PANEL. LET'S DO THIS

Can any three words be more tantalizing than «Secret Illegal Pyramid»?? may i present… «Secret Sex Pyramid»

Thank me once you listen to what the learned smash mouths once concluded vis-a-vis the challenges, but also the benefits, of being an all star

Did Alice and Bob stop being friends because they got tired of Eve listening in on their conversations? ALSO: WHAT IS HER DEAL, I MIGHT ASK??

Look, all i'm saying is: if there's one thing that t-rex definitely is, it's a mythological concept, mineral, place or country, property, or a scientist

After we made cloning work like in garbage stories we decided that a single hair was enough to do this, because as everyone who has watched a crime show knows, hair is made of pure uncut freebased DNA

YES there is a dude named Dan who keeps coming over to my house unexpectedly and dropping voms at dinner, YES this is my mega passive-aggressive way to let him know that this is Not Okay

To be fair he was REALLY good at beating up plant ladies, not to mention funny men, cold men, and men with two faces