Opportunity cost is the only part of economics that got personified. Opportunity cost can now be CUT OUT and KILLED

The Italian Racisms in the rest of Europe weren't about them being «stupid babies», it was about them being LESS MANLY MEN because they didn't eat their messy pasta dishes with their BARE HANDS. europe, ladies and gentlemen.

How come spiderman gets all the powers of a spider but catwoman doesn't have all the powers of a catwo

ALL I WANNA DO IS *DEDUCE NOISE* *DEDUCE NOISE* *DEDUCE NOISE* *DEDUCE NOISE* AND A *DEDUCTION NOISE* AND PET BASKERVILLES DOGGIES

Oh and afterwards angola was told all his previous enemies were secretly working for one SUPER enemy, and the more angola thought about it the more he was certain that didn't make sense and that he was probably being lied to, so he could just ignore what Brussels said. THE END.

NON-CANON

That last sentence is a great way to end any essay. and comic, i guess??

You may wonder why supersolids did not take the #1 position! They're solids that have superfluid properties, and sadly, they are SO GREAT they might not even exist, here in our fallen world. If supersolids ever get proven to exist I will update this alt text, so be sure to refresh it every day from now on, and you will learn science facts. UPDATE YEARS LATER: thanks for checking, everyone! Supersolids are real! Your efforts paid off handsomely!!

A woman at the dog park had a doberman named «Dobe» which I thought was a really lazy name until I remembered all the humans I know named «Hugh»

You get tossed a copy of t-rex's bible. you open it up to a special pop-up book section, and while a tinny speaker plays a 10-second clip of the batman theme song, you are invited to pull a tab to reveal the creation of the universe. you instantly renounce all other religions.