Assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken

FIRST PLACE

Prince costanza

In a cruel irony, those geniuses responsible for inventing these spectacular structures supported by generally-invisible wires would be the only ones who could never perceive their true beauty. if you are a depressed smart person, there may be moral for you in here somewhere.

Me night, you scum. NO WAIT: me goddamned batman, you dense or something

Bruce's parents are killed by wimps so he invents the venom compound, bruce's parents are killed by a very sane person so he becomes the joker, bruce's parents are killed by not having enough upmarket consumer-level electronics so he becomes steve jobs, THE LIST GOES ON

Yeah. you just stared blankly off into the distance and licked your lips, don't even lie.

OKAY YOU COULD GO BACK BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO USE LESS INTERNET AND THAT'S ~~LITERALLY CRAZY~~

No OBVIOUSLY she couldn't pay her debt in gold. gold was worthless now, she'd flooded the market, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT HAPPENS IN AN ECONOMY BASED ON SCARCITY.

Suspect in newspaper headline killer case still at large ;)