Look at raphael's «School of Athens»! It's like COOL-PERSPECTIVE BUILDING, COOL-PERSPECTIVE BUILDING, COOL-PERSPECTIVE BUILDING, SOME PHILOSOPHERS I GUESS, COOL-PERSPECTIVE STAIRS, AND JUST TO FINISH OFF, A FRIGGIN' TWO-POINT PERSPECTIVE CUBE ON A COOL-PERSPECTIVE TILE FLOOR

WRITING TIP: TRY RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM PRETENDING YOU'RE A JET PLANE FIRST

I made this «looks like these brothers aren't gonna smash themselves» joke on twitter and several people replied to let me know that we lived in an age where it was, in fact, fully possible for those brothers to smash themselves. my eyes are open

Turns out the answer to the freshest beats possible was… 42 BPM

You can't make an omelet without causing one of the most significant extinction events in the planet's history! you're… you're really bad at making omelets, and you should probably just stop.

Those weird shapes are supposed to be crowns?? i am not entirely certain how they're pronounced, and i'm frankly impressed that t-rex has found a way

AND THEY ALL NEED TO RAISE THEIR LIKE CEILING

DID YOU KNOW: my parents got together and in nine months produced a machine that turns chicken wings into thoughts just hours later about eating still more chicken wings

I'm not really having problems with my idevices! but in case i ever do i have this comic READY TO GO

Gather, my x-men: your mission is to keep magneto away from all physics textbooks and also to block the appropriate wikipedia pages on his router