Doug is running a campaign to get reinvited to thanksgiving dinner

I just met you, and this is crazy, but you just told me your name and i replied «nice to meet you» and already completely have no idea who you are

DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn't care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more

Joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death. it'll probably take us both??

EARTH'S SECOND WORDS: «but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie»

This comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people. future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic! FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE. SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY

He's gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE

You see complete strangers on the street, you want to shout your opinions at them. you also comment on news websites and random youtube videos and your friends have given up on you. I GET IT.

DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is absolutely speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE'RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO AND YOU'LL EARN THE «CURRENT-BEATER» ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]