If somebody tells you that you suck, the correct response is «yeah, EVENTUALLY!»

That last line makes me sad, but also hopeful. i think i'm gonna roll around in this feeling for a while. can you show yourself out?

PEACE

My only question is HOW CANON IS THIS HORSE

If by «serious talk» you mean «serious makeouts» then yes, let's have a serious talk about our relationship right friggin' now!! i'm serious! the other restaurant patrons totally won't mind once they see how good we are at it

I understand where you're coming from, but i have as yet failed to understand where this fountainous stream of beetles is coming from

I thought that was just a cool new nickname that my friends were using for me, as in «Let's play, Checkers!»

NO SMOKERS UNLESS U R A SMOKER IN THE «SMOKIN' HOT» SENSE, THEN IT'S WAY COOL

Me writing this comic and everyone reading it is about as close as I can get to t-rex's utopia. remind yourself that what you hear is not a test, someone is rapping to the beat, and think of me

You should know golf standing for «Gentlemen Only; Ladies Forbidden» is an urban legend! it actually stands for «Generally, Observation Leads to Facts», and it's how we all remember the scientific method