I came in second place so i get to bring back the silver arches for my country

This or storage wars, or as it's called in this universe, «MYSTERY PURCHASE SUMMER OLYMPICS XTREME»

MY UNSTOPPABLE FUSION BEAMS AND CAR-CRUSHING CLAWS ARE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOUR OPINION OF WHAT'S IRONY AND WHAT ISN'T

Next up on Sayings To Disprove: «Takes One To Know One» (easily disproved on account of how you know what a poo-eater is, and my friend that's gross, that's NASS to the T to the OMG.)

They've been found in antarctic research stations. they were on the mir space station. we screwed up, everyone.

We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a woman on the moon

Gentlemen, our new season of So You Think You Can Dance is being obliterated in the ratings by that upstart So You Think You Would Like To Look At Some Puppies, Look, They're Falling Over And Napping

People is sometimes organizing globally to help me learn about celebs and who they kiss

Inside the box are grey cubes. «Put Them In Your Mouth And Swallow», the instructions say. I do it. Thirty seconds later, I'm outside running around and having fun while the rest of you chumps are still just sitting down and putting the dressing on your salads!!

TODO: look at all human achievement and think «someone who tastes like pork did this». A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO TASTE LIKE PORK PUT CAR-SIZED ROBOTS ON FRIGGIN' MARS; HOW'S THAT TASTE??