Your body lets you know you did a good job for you, anyway! everyone else may say, «what's so erotic about a conga line skydiving off of an art deco zeppli- OH WAIT NEVERMIND»

Say hi to your mom for me and try not to make it sound creepy. apparently i'm not good at that. :(

Does anything in the universe have a perfect 0 chance of killing you? for that to be true, there would have to be something in the universe with a perfect 0 chance of you ever trying to stuff it into your mouth and swallow it whole, and we ought to be serious here.

That's right sucky jerk, i said it! try to act surprised when the information reaches you 50 billion years from now

TOTALLY worth it

Later: t-rex says «athhhib booble peeeet» in front of the queen and THE ENTIRE HOUSE OF CARDS COMES TUMBLING DOWN

T-rex is just joking, the REAL incredible fact is this: go on any set, yell «we'll fix it in post!», and the director will DEFINITELY make you part of his or her wedding party, if that ever happens!!

T-rex is assuming that all who pray have prayed for an immortal talking puppy at some point. it is, gentle reader, the closest thing to a universal desire that i can conceive of.

It's not working because you're thinking of his fifth symphony, that's an easy mistake to make, that's the one that goes dah dah dah dahh, dah dah dah dahhh

Toronto's politicians and tourism board will look up and shout «Boo hoo hoo we can't increase tourism and we've never even tried calling ourselves 'Omega City, Where It's Always Two For One Tacos', tell us what to do Ryan» and I'll look down and whisper, «No.»