English you have unlocked DOUBLE sexist! maybe now you want to go for some other achievements for a while, huh champ?

To your credit, «master» and «mistress» in the titular sense are pretty obsolete, so, good work on that one, team english

Press x to see them loudly argue while eating in the food court, press y to make eye contact with a stranger and exchange a knowing glance

Seriously though

A parallel universe only because i still want to write more dinosaur comics

SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION: never think about your hands

Good thing i explain my scams in full to everyone before implementing them, huh

Hah hah, t-rex, looks like your idea was if we could fire lightning out of our eyes then we would always be able to see what we were looking at, ASSUMING it was really conductive outside

Because, if so, i am willing to spend hours thinking about metaphors, days writing fanfiction in which characters from tv shows i like have metaphors

The recipes for Damascus steel and Greek fire were never lost, but neither were they shared beyond their original discoverers, Chuggy «G» Damascus and Ol' Greek Firepants (true fact: history cannot prove that these were not their names).