Did you notice the iambic tetrameter inversion in panel 6? BECAUSE THAT KINDA TOOK A BIT OF WORK

You wake up in a world where every vehicle can be hotwired easily, nobody locks their doors, and you know how to drive standard. Press X to steal a car; press Y to gather up the few toys you've made each evening after work that youre proudest of, put on your best suit, and visit the bank to plead for a starter loan.

They just place it next to the wound and wait! wait, hold on, im hearing reports that some of you were not expecting maggot-themed dinosaur laffs today??

Antonio Tony raised his arms to the army of ghosts in front of him. «Working together», he shouted, his voice echoing through the gigantic stadium lit only by moonlight, «the aliens dont have a GHOST of a chance!» The crowd erupted in cheers. Ghost Teddy Roosevelt cocked his shotgun.

I originally wrote «sexual intercourse» but then «sex intercourse» sounded way better! then i realized i cant think of a single situation where the word «sexual» is superior to «sex». anyway! i hope the first panel of todays comic made you feel sex

Googles all, «Did you mean: lawn MOWER? Tell you what, champ. Were going to agree, for both our sakes, that you meant: lawn MOWER.»

Dont listen to their lies THE BALLS ARE HARD dont listen to their LIES

Does anybody else find it depressing that the firefox dev team keeps closing my bug reports regarding this behaviour

CORRECTION, T-Rex: two or more people, or fewer, depending on what youre into?

UTAHRAPTOR IM NOT SURE IF IM MAKING MYSELF CLEAR: HAH HAH HAH WHAT