Did you notice the iambic tetrameter inversion in panel 6? BECAUSE THAT KINDA TOOK A BIT OF WORK

You wake up in a world where every vehicle can be hotwired easily, nobody locks their doors, and you know how to drive standard. Press X to steal a car; press Y to gather up the few toys you've made each evening after work that you're proudest of, put on your best suit, and visit the bank to plead for a starter loan.

They just place it next to the wound and wait! wait, hold on, i'm hearing reports that some of you were not expecting maggot-themed dinosaur laffs today??

Antonio Tony raised his arms to the army of ghosts in front of him. «Working together», he shouted, his voice echoing through the gigantic stadium lit only by moonlight, «the aliens don't have a GHOST of a chance!» The crowd erupted in cheers. Ghost Teddy Roosevelt cocked his shotgun.

I originally wrote «sexual intercourse» but then «sex intercourse» sounded way better! then i realized i can't think of a single situation where the word «sexual» is superior to «sex». anyway! i hope the first panel of today's comic made you feel sex

Google's all, «Did you mean: lawn MOWER? Tell you what, champ. We're going to agree, for both our sakes, that you meant: lawn MOWER.»

Don't listen to their lies THE BALLS ARE HARD don't listen to their LIES

Does anybody else find it depressing that the firefox dev team keeps closing my bug reports regarding this behaviour

CORRECTION, T-Rex: two or more people, or fewer, depending on what you're into?

UTAHRAPTOR I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING MYSELF CLEAR: HAH HAH HAH WHAT