DID YOU KNOW? dinosaur comics' true function is as a stealth «here are the times my hot water heater broke» calendar log

Panel six: the most true panel six i've ever written??

I looked up «sexductological» to see if it was a word and google was like, «nope, zero results, but did you mean 'SCATOLOGICAL'?» no i did not, google. sometimes i worry that consuming the entire internet has changed you, google.

Tied for first with that author in «stranger than fiction» who controls a real-life person and who never even TRIES writing «and then he cured cancer and all other diseases, the end». WILL FERRELL I CANNOT ENJOY YOUR MOVIES WHEN THERE ARE PLOT HOLES THIS BIG IN THEM NO MATTER HOW DEPRESSED YOU TRY TO LOOK

IF YOU'D QUOTED HIM CORRECTLY THINGS WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT BUT AS YOU SHOULD WELL KNOW / ANYTHING LESS THAN THE BEST IS A FELONY

THE UNIVERSE WHERE WE DON'T CONSTANTLY REMIND OURSELVES OF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES: not pictured

I saw it in a documentary cartoon

EVERY HUMAN ON THE PLANET levitates off into the sky, except those living in certain places where there's almost no magnetic force, and others may just find they can jump higher but don't float away. And it may be more of a «sideways» force than an «upwards force» at the equator but STILL. Not bad?

Frisbee dude's name was «Steady Ed Headrick» and he had some pretty good ideas

IT FINALLY HAPPENED