T-REX STARS IN: T-REX'S BUSY AFTERNOON

CORRECT! further, many ghosts go on to express their sincere hope that slavery will one day only be read about in history BOOOO-ks

I'd been compiling a mental list of these for years. i thought i was alone, but randall munroe told me he'd been doing the same, and had discovered the name for them: initial-stress-derived nouns. they even have a wikipedia page. nice!

I looked up «emo» on wikipedia, and apparently there's a form of music based on emo, but with more yelling into the microphone! guys. it's called «screamo».

Haha, look at t-rex on the last cover! he's all, «SERIOUSLY, baby?!»

Buyers of the second book are like, «phew, i was almost nervous for my relationship for a second there! lucky thing they finished that ellipsis!»

Also can i get the $5 you owe me for the subs i bought us at lunch last week: THE BOOK

God's supposed to be saying «save it for the pocket universe, man» but if you read it as «save it for the pocket universe man» that's cool too. i'd like to meet this man, this… this Pocket Universe Man.

There's a guy who rocks out while playing his keyboard near my house every weekend, but the great part is the keyboard is clearly playing itself on «demo mode». nice!

You can say «that's our friggin' universe for you!» in response to any observation someone tells you. i recommend it!