Anyway, let's go to a different restaurant tonight. i'm only going back to that place in character from now on.

Why are we printing these things LIVE

It's actually called the 'columbian exchange', but 'columbian explosion' sounds better, and cooks, man, they know the score

Maybe i should get some curtains installed in this temple of shame

Why Not Imagine Sex And Accept My Political Beliefs At The Same Time? You Can Do Both.

People say, t-rex, can you tell me one of your naughty tales

My dad would always do this whenever we went shopping around christmas. 'ryan, look at these can openers! aren't you always complaining about your existing can opener? no, ryan, i'm certain you have.'

When they went back to the «poo» wall, someone had added an interrobang and underlined it twice

Doing a google search for «whale of a good time» or «dog-gone great» is depressing. IT'S THE SAME DUMB JOKE FOR PAGES AND PAGES. a dog-gone great home business opportunity? ooh, i hope it has something to do with dogs!

An alternate ending had the zookeeper saying 'then it looks like YOU'RE off the hook, sir!' to t-rex's 'I bet he's handsome!', but then i was like, man, that is one sassy zookeeper.