There's also consensus truth, where we all agree that something is true, so it is! this is really just relativism dressed up in a party hat, with a smile and a martini in each hand. i dont know.

Patrick stewart is checking his watch and sighing dramatically

Joking, of course.

That last panel is ALREADY non-canon! who would say that to a kid? a jerk, thats who!

Eventually im gonna stop meeting you for lunch, GRANDMA

If youre having trouble visualizing it, its the move kirk used to do all the time. its probably really satisfying to do.

Originally one of the lines was «Theres a parallel universe where youre already regretting that decision.» but, holy creepy.

ATTENTION HOMEOWNERS: PLEASE DO THIS. IT WILL BE GREAT. WHEN I OWN A HOME THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.

How will future generations know that what theyre seeing is supposed to be the remains of a time machine? I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME CLOCKS LABELLED «DESTINATION TIME», «PRESENT TIME», AND «LAST TIME DEPARTED» WILL DO THE TRICK??

Whatever, UTAHRAPTOR. you know tngs way too awesome to be a nerd show, and voyagers way too dumb.