There's also consensus truth, where we all agree that something is true, so it is! this is really just relativism dressed up in a party hat, with a smile and a martini in each hand. i don't know.

Patrick stewart is checking his watch and sighing dramatically

Joking, of course.

That last panel is ALREADY non-canon! who would say that to a kid? a jerk, that's who!

Eventually i'm gonna stop meeting you for lunch, GRANDMA

If you're having trouble visualizing it, it's the move kirk used to do all the time. it's probably really satisfying to do.

Originally one of the lines was «There's a parallel universe where you're already regretting that decision.» but, holy creepy.

ATTENTION HOMEOWNERS: PLEASE DO THIS. IT WILL BE GREAT. WHEN I OWN A HOME THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.

How will future generations know that what they're seeing is supposed to be the remains of a time machine? I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME CLOCKS LABELLED «DESTINATION TIME», «PRESENT TIME», AND «LAST TIME DEPARTED» WILL DO THE TRICK??

Whatever, UTAHRAPTOR. you know tng's way too awesome to be a nerd show, and voyager's way too dumb.