The idea with the wallet thing is that if someone asks you the difference between ethics and morals you can just throw your wallet at them and say 'IT'S IN THERE'

My family tried a thing once where we made New Year's Resolutions, but instead of doing it for ourselves, we each did it for somebody else at the table. Guys. This is not a recipe for a harmonious dinner.

Utahraptor! i've just received notice that the united nations passed resolution 74205, which states that you're dipped in burnsauce and served with my choice of salad or fries as a side!!

Michael chabon, i really think you're great. i know you wouldn't use the word «retarded» like that.

The gun fight in orbit uses real physics. They shoot at each other with one gun while, at the same time, shooting behind themselves with a bigger gun so they can fly towards each other. It's so great.

The obvious criticism is that if it looks like a chocochop and tastes like a chocochop, why not call the chocochop a chocochop, but the fact remains that there are two chemically distinct chocochops being chocochop chocochop.

Also starring Samuel L. Jackson, against type, as the Exasperated Farmer.

You'd think they'd put her on the poster

You go down a waterslide backwards? high five your friends and tell them you can't wait for the novelization! jump out of a plane and fashion a parachute out of your clothes on the way down? tell everyone you can't wait for the novelization of that one, baby!

In the draft, T-Rex finished panel 1 with «From now on, call me Tony Verificationism!» and when Utahraptor calls T-Rex «T-Rex» in panel 5, he interrupts him and says, «Tony.» But there wasn't room! So add it in your mind, okay? Signed, Ryan North, Actual Cartoonist