Don't even bother filling it in. it's better that way! if you have to fill it in, write much too big so that the last letters get all piled in together at the end, okay?

Oh, hey mom! what's up?

Guys my idea of happiness is a solid gold car. that's all!

I don't know who sounds like me and can throw their voice back in time but it wasn't me. and also i think i said i'm gonna TISSUE so much in ten minutes. maybe you should get some tissues. i gotta go.

MY GOODNESS, WHAT A SATISFYING COMIC

Investment bankers won't talk to me anymore.

LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS: today's technique: the narrator cutting things together to make you look like a big ol' chump!

Mr. tusks!! that's not how evolution works!

An alternate ending had Easy Pickins stop by in panel six because he thought he heard his name. T-Rex said, 'NO, I wasn't talking about you, OR your brother Slim.' and Easy, well… I guess you'll just have to switch timelines to find out.

Please address all inquiries to Mr. Tusks / Vice Mayor, Tiny Towne / Tiny Towne Island / M6T U5K