We'll have an empty chair there for anyone who dies! It'll be nice.

I ran into someone wearing one of my shirts for the first time ever yesterday. we both said hello and then we were both embarrassed! sweet.

Someone needs to come up with a better 'default comeback' for when they have nothing to say, T-REX.

That's the most important question about jennifing. is it… TRANSITIVE??

Plan 'A' for 'too many feelings' was to test drive a de lorean around town. plan 'A' had not been updated since the early 1980s.

Shakespeare, i love how you make a big show of appending hand-written additions to 'the quotable shakespeare'.

Case dismissed!

T-rex is so excited by his own ideas that all he can do is smile. we've all been there, right fellas?

Batman: He's Real Now.

Um, hey there baby / i don't mean to pry / but do you have / an STI?