If there was a superhero with a time-reversing ray then i guess you could call him Time-Reversing Ray

T-rex how could superman possibly know his own birthday? his parents put him in a rocket ship when he was a baby. that's crazy!

If you're looking to set yourself up for a fall, you should go around telling people how you plan to remain sane. then if you go crazy later on, oh wow! everyone will say 'remember how truly intent he used to be on remaining sane? how ironic.'

Remember, t-rex's costume this year is the uncanny valley! he had to make the costume himself because at the store all they had was sexy uncanny valley.

This comic goes out to my dad, who will have whole conversations with you just so he can get you to say something that he's got a pun response prepared for. it's good times! for one person in the conversation!

If i can steal a joke from drmcninja.com: if you didn't whisper to yourself i do! in the first panel, then either you have just heard a lot of old jokes about oatmeal, or you are lying.

ATTENTION AUTHORS: please to write more books where the narrator rates the ending's satisfiability in the last sentence of each story. are we cool

Yes, utahraptor calls his bathroom sink whitey. people sometimes call for his sink to be killed?

Fictional jimbo wales, you old charmer! PS: CLICK TO SEE WHAT I DID YESTERDAY. I WROTE A MANIFESTO.

Can you just call utahraptor and, you know, casually mention that you would though? i PROMISE there'll be no consequences. i PROMISE.