You could go over to Invention Personified's house and her mother would serve you all these super tasty cookies and you could say 'You've made some very delicious cookies, Mrs. Personified' and she'd say, 'oh, please, call me Necessity!' AND HEY PRESTO THAT WAS A LOT OF BACKSTORY FOR A PUN

Yes! be that guy who brings leprechauns to the table

He played 'data' on star trek. it's an exciting prospect, having your own brent spiner.

Those of you hoping for a greater exploration of 'let's get remarkably frisky' are advised to get remarkably frisky and, i don't know, take notes

They do try though

If you're about to marry someone, ask yourself: do i love this person enough to not party with jodie foster EVER AGAIN? if so, you should tell them that! they'd love to hear it!

I want to write more comics about liquid nuts enrobed in milk chocolate, so i can be all, num num num

They're not actually sure if they need his torso or not, but it's best not to take chances with The Widowmaker

As a reptile, t-rex is confused, yet, intrigued

Later: instead of writing an opera, t-rex writes to an elected official complaining about how he can't write an opera. he rationalizes to himself that they are pretty much the same thing, then goes to bed.