Sherlock holmes sighed. it was time to deduce and do cocaine, and he'd just done a lot of cocaine a few seconds ago

«don't bite the hand that feeds you» in Russia becomes «don't spit into the well, for it may be useful to drink water later». GOOD ADVICE?? IT KINDA MAKES YOU WONDER WHO WAS SPITTING INTO WELLS SO OFTEN THEY HAD TO MAKE A PROVERB ABOUT IT THOUGH??

«weltschmerz»: of COURSE german has a word for the sadness and ennui you experience when you realize the physical world can never satisfy everything your mind can imagine. I WOULD BE HONESTLY SHOCKED IF IT DIDN'T

FACT FIVE: sometimes food gets real sad about food getting real sad sometimes

It's a bold and unstoppable gambit, i'll give you that

You either die a nerd, or live long enough to see yourself become a jock. or maybe there's a third option too. probably there's lots of ways to live your life when you really think about it

UPDATE: none of what t-rex says in the last panel is a little thing called «science», babies

«Rotparhatu» is a terrific name for an elder god, and if you disagree then I'm afraid you will soon face the baleful wrath… of ROTPARHATU

What has no voice yet sings beautifully, no legs yet outruns the cops easily, and no money yet buys stuff for all its friends constantly? When you find out definitely let me know because they sound AMAZING to spend a Friday night with

Either that or an algorithm stuck in a «while» loop, any one of these could've been what the ancient babylonians were thinking of