LISTEN: I WILL TAKE SPACE TRAVEL WHERE I CAN GET IT

Things i have also invented from first principles: standing desks, breakfast in bed, and chocochops: the chocolate pork chop with the real pork chop bone

Later: the word «lunch» fills the panel leaving room for no other thoughts or intentions, the end

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'VE got to go see an Honest Jake about a powder-room privy horse

This comic enshrines in canon that the tiny woman in panel four has a twin who lives on tiny towne island! Who KNOWS what amazing adventures SHE's been getting up to all this time? Not me! I didn't invent her until a few seconds ago and I need some time to figure all this out!!

If you don't know canadian folk music then i'm sorry but THIS PARTICULAR DINOSAUR COMIC IS NOT FOR YOU, but check out Stan Rogers and then come back and you'll have NO REGRETS

I hereby declare this… the age… of «whoopsie doopsie»

New rule: every line of dialogue in comics must be sung to «in the hall of the mountain king». not just this comic. all comics

If not even a batman can completely stop crime then what hope do we NON-bat men have

T-rex once again showing off the advantages of his vivid, and literally pixel-accurate imagination