In case you're wondering, T-Rex's story is called «The Five-Way Revenge of Poison Ivy (I Mean Like, The Plant)»

Oh crap, we never actually explained social media for seniors! just - just use twitter, it's the best one. parts of it suck too though so look out for that

Green lantern was like, «i'm not the loser green lantern you might be thinking of. i'm the coolest one, whichever one that is.»

«i don't always imagine giant boxing gloves,» green lantern said. «sometimes, when i need to defend myself against punches, I imagine giant boxing PADS.»

This comic works particularly well when you add «&butiwouldratherbereading=thelastdinosaurcomicever» to the url, if by «well» you mean «sad» and by «works» you mean «suddenly becomes» :(

Actually the sliced bread inventor invented his first prototype in 1912 but it burned down (because it was 1912) and it took him over a decade to get it working again, plus everyone was like «sliced bread! like THAT'LL ever be the greatest thing, hah hah hah»

I too briefly thought it was weird that dinosaurs could own fossils, but turns out there were plenty when they were around. dinosaurs were around for a real long time, yo! and that is your Real Science Factâ„¢ from your Talking Dinosaur Comicâ„¢ for today.

Okay yes there are FIVE mammal species that don't have live birth but instead lay eggs. thank you Team Monotreme, with your weird egg-laying mammals who are also the ones who lactate without nipples so their babies just suck on their bellies and IT STILL WORKS; you're really selling me on mammals here

Fish-eating parasite sends word it can have TWO best friends

MY NAME IS GOD AND I'M HERE TO SAY / RELIGION IS COOL AND ALSO OKAY