«geez, i wasn't GONNA cure cancer till i read this batman coffeeshop au with a puzzle sheet at the end, but now i'm all about it» ←- THE FUTURE??

5) Ghost store provides better story to endlessly tell friends than «I went to store and it was unremarkable». 6) Chance ghosts do not know about inflation (potential great deals).

WE ARE NOT ALONE. the only reason aliens haven't contacted us yet is we're lost in a crowd of completely unremarkable life, plus the aliens are mediocre pals who haven't even figured out interstellar transport yet

We come in peac– wait, what are YOU coming in? yeah, uh, that's the exact same thing that we come in too. ha ha ha, people who don't come in whatever we're both coming in are such losers, right? ha ha ha, i hate them

Dromiceiomimus blowing some minds in panel three, AS USUAL

I have been writing for DECADES and i can tell you that it is, without hyperbole… the worst phrase

Colour's perfect, though

Answer: we'd stay away from trees but i guess we'd all eat more salad

Years later: OH MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO KEEP OBSESSING ABOUT THIS

You guys: friendship is PRETTY GREAT