Meanwhile, as Moriarty ate a lot of healthy kale because that was the opposite of the drugs Sherlock was doing, he wondered if maybe he should've chosen someone else to be his arch nemesis.

The REAL answer is that LUCKILY, generations of philosophers have been considering these questions through centuries of thought experiments, and philosophy being the HARD SCIENCE that it is, we definitely now have both uncontentious and objectively correct answers that work in all situations. phew!!

ALSO: there's free wifi

Looks like carbon-based life is going to be consigned to a… watery grave

«what about envy?» you ask? well, t-rex was so envious of everyone else eating chicken wings that he ate all the chicken wings. OH SNAP, THERE'S GREED TOO, I GOTTA TRY THIS

No wait, he has a tiny robot that fits in his ear and fills him on whatever alternate future he's found himself in THIS times, and THAT'S what's called a «humB.U.G.»

Damn, did he just cook my idiolect at 400 degrees fahrenheit for 15 minutes or until done??

Real talk: the secret to writing is to have friends who are better at writing than you

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX IT WHEN EVERYTHING YOU TYPE ON YOUR COMPUTER COMES OUT IN CAPS?? NO WAIT CANCEL THAT, UPON REFLECTION I'M ACTUALLY SUPER COOL WITH THIS

That little voice is morris the bug, back once again with the ill behaviour