I guess it's pretty rad, yeah. we'd better spend ANOTHER several thousand years talking about it

The game is to see who can stay awake the longest, and there is no prize. You snooze, you lose!

I jogged yesterday and it was awful and i will do it again tomorrow; is this truly what stockholm syndrome feels like

Reminder that robyn is a dinosaur, the mummy is a dinosaur, and every scene in this story is therefore approximately 1000 times more awesome than you may have originally imagined

Q: how can you be sure when someone's writing in iambic trimeter? A: DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.

Yes i wrote this comic in a hospital waiting room, how can you tell

Turns out there's hole police too, don't try to escape the police by hiding in a hole because it's a waste of both time AND a perfectly good hole

SECRET HAPPY ENDING: actually she just went forward in time and faked her own death so that she could live in the future without people saying «oh hey aren't you stevella from the past?», THE END

So hey I googled «how to start a new life» to research this comic, and I JUST WANT TO SAY, I'm happy with my current life. If I disappear suddenly don't let my Google search history make you think I did it on purpose!! Also, hopefully all cops read the alt text on all web comics, thanks in advance officers

Oh great, «skullmandible» on «ReviewAllHumans» says that Ryan North is «several inches taller than is considered polite»