OKAY FIRST OFF IMAGINE YOU ALL HAVE MOUTHS

6) Conspiracy to commit any of the above

JOKES FOR SENIORS: Of course instead of a «meet cute», today's youth will probably just have a «tweet cute» instead! THANK YOU FOR READING JOKES FOR SENIORS

To reiterate: the oxford comma is great, critical and necessary

Boy are you my old computer from 1990 because you run REALLY slow

Listen i don't get these one star reviews, you're reading a book called «SHERLOCK HOLMES IS IN SPACE NOW», how are you not getting exactly what was promised on the cover

RIP my lunch, you should've lived inside ME instead of some HUNGRY CHUMP

I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THAT - SOMEHOW - MY REACH HAS EXCEEDED MY GRASP IN THIS ONE ENDEAVOUR

How are your holes

Gluten is actually a corruption of «glue ten»: the first successful edible adhesive, which is used in industry to collect the shavings of other bread products (they're cut down to make them fit into a few predetermined shapes) and recombine them as a new foodstuff.