I was on an ultimate frisbee team in university and i was really good because of my extreme height, so much so that it felt like i was cheating? like, dudes would be leaping up for the frisbee and i'd just lazily reach up my hand. anyway. ME = MVP

Apologies to all the Racism X. Murderbabies out there, just trying to make their way in the world

EGGSHELLS AND WHAT NOT

Can find

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT: all I'll say is the idea that everyone in poverty has earned it or somehow deserves it is one of the most destructive ones we've got.

AWKWARD MOMENT FEATURING THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SLOWED DOWN 200 TIMES, NO WAIT, 2000 TIMES, NO WAIT, 20000 TIMES

On goodreads he said he liked a book called «PRIDE AND PREJUDICE», is it any wonder he had the «pride» to «prejudicially» get into a bar fight??

The good news is there ARE experimental chemicals that allow liquid breathing, but the bad news is we don't have any with the same density as human bodies. no worries though! i'm SURE we'll crack that nut before you need to decelerate.

Anyway, yeah, total spy moved in down the way, pretty sure this is but a harbinger for my life getting MORE AMAZING

AND A LITTLE BIT SEXY. AND A LITTLE BIT… /DANGEROUS/