I hope you learned a lot about sex or at the very least learned a lot about which places are bad places to learn a lot about sex

There's a dude three galaxies over and it's just, i KNOW he can make that jump

What's the matter, scientists? CHICKEN??

It's probably pretty good though

Truth, justice, and whatever the recording of my dead kryptonite dad says is the kryptonian way

If you already knew this fact then TOO BAD AND GET BACK TO WORK, PROFESSOR FACTSALOT

They call him Puppy Parker, OBVIOUSLY

DUE TO A HARDWARE CONFLICT, THIS SOFTWARE UPGRADE CAN ONLY BE INSTALLED DURING THE FIRST TWO THOUSAND DAYS AFTER YOUR FIRST BOOT. THIS IS A KNOWN ISSUE.

Third try's the charm

It pairs so nicely with other all-time activity favourites, such as Watching and/or Eating