ANSWER KEY: every blank is filled in with «boobs»

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE I WAS SIX

I kid! in fact, and it may surprise you to hear this, but I TOO am the result of a sexual reproduction

Oh here's your problem: you don't have an order by clause here and the default is timenoted and defaults are for chumps. here, let me change that to «select * from life order by radditude». alright champ, you're good to go! have fun!

SCREW IT, IF WE GET CHILI ON US WE CAN SWIM IN THE COLD WATER AND THEN WARM OURSELVES UP BY PUTTING CHILI ON US

I ate too many sauced wings of a chicken, now my stomach is stretched beyond what i consider to be comfortable

My personal brand is u_u

PAST T-REX SCREWED ME OVER *AGAIN*

In a world… where DINOSAURS rule… one family is about to discover… the TRUE meaning… of coelurosaurian carnivorous bipedal theropod

Petition to replace every «and they all lived happily ever after» with «and they all lived happily ever after in their giant robot suits, here's how you build one in the real world:»