Anyway from now on all ™ means is that whoever wrote it is, at time of writing, SINGLE and LOOKING and OPEN TO FUN NEW EXPERIENCES

Especially when he doesn't move around much and all he really does is refresh his email and see if anyone mentioned his name on twitter

Dedicated to joey comeau, the man who wouldnt stop talking about his chest pain for like THREE WHOLE DAYS

Problem? or…. feature??

«Peer to peer pressure,» i say, putting my baseball cap on backwards so you know that even though im your assigned counselor im still way bodacious

Yea and i have found my calling and it is pals

When an overweight and food-loving cop gets assigned his new partner, he finds out shes… an amazingly fit officer who moonlights as a sprinter?! *record scratch* These two officers now search for justice - and love - as they fight crime every step of the way, in… /Dine And Dash/.

And in advanced classes its taught that the letters K, Q, J, are somehow equal to 10 - and worse, that an A can equal 1 OR 11, which is dumb, because Roman numerals dont even work that way. Listen, nobody comes out of blackjack smelling like roses.

Also theres a chance you got to panel 6 even though you drink blood from alive bodies while not being a dracula, so thats weird, maybe you wanna stop that

Girl when I kiss you, youre gonna stay kissed, and by that I mean some of my saliva will remain on you and in you