Hey, the 90s called! we need to go back. you left your old cell phone there and also your high school girlfriend

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THE MAKEOUT EXPRESS GOES ALL THE WAY… TO THE END OF THE LINE, THAT IS, THEN EVERYONE HAS TO GET OFF AND FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

If this is your first comic, yes that person in the last panel is shakespeare, yes that dinosaur travels in time to tudor england a lot, yes the dinosaurs are talking, no the little one is NOT named «wee touchbottoms»

Secrets of the cpu designer profession: just give up

«Given up on studying their own fleshy bodies» is a phrase that can preface many professions. artists have given up on studying their own fleshy bodies to draw pictures of other people's instead! astronauts have given up on studying their own fleshy bodies and instead prefer to spend their time floating in deadly space.

I like a woman who plays games IN HIGH DEF THAT IS

Totally could've stopped this comic at panel one, stepped outside, and waited for someone to ask me about things that happened yesterday just to use that line i came up with

Most movies use actors these days, since real people a) don't like to lie all the time and b) keep looking directly into the camera and saying «Hey! What the hell, are you recording this?»