Sorry if i consider EVENTUALITIES and FOOD more often than MOST

You rub a lamp and a genie comes out. you guessed it: INSTA-INSANE.

What can i say? one of my interests is the sexy bods

«But aging occurs at the cellular level!» «I know, and there are so many cellular-level mistakes! Those li'l guys are BIG screwups!»

James fedex has chucked your beer over a fence into a neighbour's yard and james fedex is wondering what the hell's your problem, bro

Last night we both drank some things we can't take back

That thing is 99% some else's perspiration! Eww. I don't care WHAT the remaining 1% is, I'm not touching it. I'm not! I'm not.

You want dinosaur comics, you got dinosaur comics

People say that i'm too frugal / but i got salt tips you can't google

We are 100% in favour of pals, here at dinosaur comics dot pals