On the other hand, in smaller cultures with a greater focus on community, player one often makes a very generous offer! so if you're all :( after this comic at least now you can be all :I

See how i avoided the «christmas is coming» joke? ryan north = PURE CLASS

The serial numbers are included in the comic because this way you'll know if you found the right one!

TRUE FACTS: i can think of no great painting that can be described as «the one where the woman is - surfing?» THE BIRTH OF VENUS DOESN'T COUNT SHE'S JUST SORT OF STANDING THERE AND THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY WICKED WAVES

The «cake-cutting problem» is a well-known mathematical problem! i would argue that the world would be AT LEAST 5% BETTERER had the nomenclature gone differently and mathematicians had spent the 20th century discussing the hilariously-named cheese-cutting problem instead

I used to be SUBMERGED in it, but now i'm not even in the lake! i'm on the shore, dripping wet, coughing up blood.

Sir this is my first day and i'm still working on figuring out the office politics

If someone was spying on me this morning, they would have seen a man get out of bed, have a shower, get dressed, and then write a made up story about flying dinosaurs and vaginas while listening to the official soundtrack of the game «super mario galaxy». they would have thought «i must remind myself again why i am spying on this fellow»

We should have a word for this!

Sorry, mad scientists, i didn't mean to imply you were undateable. the more i think about it, the more i'm convinced: you probably set up some pretty awesome dates.