Mathematicians in the audience are just getting more and more pissed

Who told you i was racist? was it… a minority?

Guys, there are people NAMED «charity». that's crazy! people do SO MUCH for you, charity.

I couldn't find any other reference for «frigedun» except for wikipedia, so wikipedia, you better not let me down on this one, i swear to god

It's true, gentle reader! in a better world, you're looking forward to Casual Frigday

You've got questions. We've got intercourse.

Hey, remember how I couldn't go out hallowe'en 2008 because i had that creepy date with my neighbours? i do. i still do.

In morse code, he was saying «t» «i»

It is probably the hardest to defend against.

It's to call up utahraptor and say «hello this is utahraptor, who is this?» in a very stern utahraptor voice. it's better on paper.