People in relationships: you're no better! excepting your current one, every single relationship YOU'VE ever had has been so unsuccessful it's ended in breakups too. unless you're this really successful polyamorist, in which case, well, YOU can excuse yourself from the room while the rest of us feel bad and stare at our shoes.

BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO BE TAILS

«FRIENDSHIP IN MOTION»

Guest comic by david malki ! david malki ! is the only man i know who has EARNED the right to have an exclamation mark in his name.

Guest comic by john campbell! john campbell says everything with a smile! everything

Guest comic by kate beaton! kate beaton once served me popcorn that was so gross she couldn't finish it. and by «served» i mean «when i found it abandoned in her kitchen and began eating it by the handful, she warned me, but in my haste to eat it all as fast as possible, i had already stuffed popcorn into my ears»

Guest comic by anthony clark! you know how you look at some guys and you think, «man, i really hope that guy is actually me from the future, travelled back in time in disguise, because that guy is awesome and I'd really like to actually be that guy?» anthony clark, ladies and gentlemen

Guest comic by randall munroe! let me tell you about randall. you ask randall for a guest comic and he gives you infinity of them! and then you say, wow now can i have puppies? and he only gives you one. and then it grows up and bites you. and then he says «no touchbacks».

In history a person might ride their horses into school, just because cars aren't invented yet. THAT was the sort of thing they did in history, utahraptor.

I BLAME HIM FOR THIS PATENTLY RIDICULOUS SITUATION